E81 Gilbert, Heavy Boobs, Words

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2022

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Sarah Silverman reacts to the news of Gilbert Gottfried’s death.

A caller wants to know what Sarah thinks about the word “bitch”. Turns out, she has a few other words she prefers to use. Sarah’s here for all her listeners! She brainstorms ideas for a caller without any clue on what career path to take. She then tells another some good news for her heavy jew boobs! And, School of Rock Fans, do you agree, Patty was right!

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1:02.8	Hey, it's your best friend Sarah Silverman and welcome.
1:07.6	As you can see, I'm in New York City.
1:09.6	I've been working on the bed wetter, the musical and so I'm doing some episodes from here.
1:16.0	I just found out that Gilbert God freed past away and I'm so sad and was actually texting with Jeff Ross who is with him.
1:36.0	Which is so sweet. He's such a man and he loves Gilbert so much and he really Gilbert is beloved.
1:47.2	Comics love him.
1:49.2	I think people know him from roasts and from all sorts of different things.
1:57.2	The first time I worked with him was at the Hugh Heffner roast which was one month after 9-11.
2:09.2	And he did the classic aristocrats joke that is not traditionally meant for layman's ears.
2:21.2	And it was so brilliant. That not only is it in that he closed that roast.
2:30.4	He was the closing act of that roast and boy, he was brilliant.
2:34.8	That was an incredible night.
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