E78 Wedding, Pussy, Joan Rivers

The Sarah Silverman Podcast

Lemonada Media

Comedy

4.6 • 4.7K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2022

⏱️ 46 minutes

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Summary

Why is it called “pussy juice”? Sarah Silverman wants to know! She’s full of curiosity this week as she questions a friend’s unique pooping technique. And if you’re curious what type of doctor Sarah would be, listen to hear the very specific specialty she’d love to have (it involves the ears).

Callers need advice dealing with inappropriate managers, family members who refuse to attend a wedding, and raising girls to not be people-pleasers. In answering these questions and more, Sarah examines how women are conditioned to take care of men and can you use kindness to get through to a narcissist? And, hear about her beloved appearance on “In Bed with Joan.”

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0:56.3	Hi everybody it's your best friend Sarah. You know what I was thinking the other day?
1:00.2	Who decided it's pussy juice? Why is it a juice? Who made that decision? Everyone went along with it.
1:10.5	Why isn't it pussy water? Or uh I know why it's not pussy milk. That's because that's the most
1:17.9	disgusting two words I've probably ever put together in my life. Pussy milk.
1:21.6	Unless it's like pussy milk with like a QUE at the end. Milk. Pussy milk that would be okay.
1:33.9	That would be like the hottest club in town. But pussy juice? Who decided that? What's being
1:44.5	juiced? I guess you're vagina. You know what that tells makes sense? I would say I think I would pick
1:50.8	pussy juice. If I had to choose what we called it. It's pussy juice. All right I'm on I like it.
1:58.8	Thanks for letting me talk this through. Let's just go right in with some voicemails.
2:20.0	Hey Sarah I'm Maya I'm 15 and I'm from New Hampshire. I recently started listening to your podcast
2:26.0	by parents. I've been listening to your what for a while now because we're all pretty huge fans of
2:31.0	you and um I just have a quick question regarding high school and got any of your thoughts on it.
2:36.7	So I obviously can't vote but if I could I would consider myself a liberal and you know a lot of
2:42.9	the kids in my school are not and do you think it's crazy for me or for anyone to not date someone
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