E472 Milkshake Tears and a Lego Hair Wig

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 March 2026

⏱️ 119 minutes

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It’s episode 472 and we’re crying over milkshakes! This week Em covers the wild lore of Scrim the dog from New Orleans aka the Houdini dog. Then Christine revisits an old case covered back in Episode 57 to bring us the updates - the Turpin family. And is that Christine falling asleep again on the podcast? …and that’s why we drink!Photo Links:Scrim at the City Council MeetingScrim’s Jump VideoTurpin Family PhotosCatch our bonus Yappy Hour intermissions on Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/3L28lDw or subscribe on Patreon: http://patreon.com/ATWWDPodcast!___________________Let Rocket Money help you reach your financial goals faster. Join at https://RocketMoney.com/DRINK Join the loyalty program for renters at http://joinbilt.com/drink and use our URL so they know we sent you.Go to https://quince.com/drink for free shipping and 365-day returns on high-quality wardrobe staples from Quince, now available in Canada.Switch to Mint Mobile and, for a limited time, get unlimited premium wireless for just $15/month—visit https://mintmobile.com/ATWWD to start saving.Go to https://helixsleep.com/drink for 27% off sitewide. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm Dr. Christina Chen, a geriatrician at Mayo Clinic, and host of Aging Forward, a podcast
0:07.8	highlighting unique topics in geriatric medicine and the science of healthy aging, helping all of us
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0:18.3	for your own health, we're here to help you feel informed,
0:21.4	inspired, and empowered. Mayo Clinics Aging Forward. New episodes every other week, wherever you get your
0:27.9	podcasts. Hey, my dream occurrence happened yesterday, which is somebody asked me, hey, what kind of
0:34.6	mattress do you use? And I went, sit down. We've got a long lunch ahead of us. That's a very fun thing that happened yesterday. What happened to me is I had a nine hour sleep, 10 out of 10. Yeah, it is because of our Helix sleep mattresses. It has been truly a dream. My back is very thankful for it. Hank is very thankful for it. He naps there every single second. He's there right now. You have to take the Helic sleep quiz. You know, we love a quiz.
0:58.0	Which, you've got to... very thankful for it. Hank is very thankful for it. He naps there every single second. He's there right now.
0:55.5	You have to take the Helix Sleep Quiz. You know we love a quiz, which matches you the perfect
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1:45.7	Helixleep.com slash drink.
2:03.1	God, I love this fucking drink.
2:06.5	Welcome to and that's why we drink, I guess.
2:07.7	What is the drink?
2:10.1	I'm still on my, my stroblum.
2:11.5	99 strablums.
2:14.2	I'm telling you, I can't get enough of this.
2:16.9	Like, Shake Shack, whoever you are.
2:17.5	Oh, wait a minute.
2:18.8	Actually, I have the most, and that's why we drink, reason why I drink, and Shake Shack is involved. And this is not a sponsor, by the way, but. Okay. I'm settling in. Shake Shack, if you're listening, if someone works at Shake Shack, I need you to bring this at the top. I don't know what the fuck
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