E41 If You Wanna Be My Lover

Schnitt Talk

Barstool Sports

Society & Culture

4.6 • 4.8K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2019

⏱️ 61 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

First dates are objectively awkward, so this week's episode features an extensive first date survival guide. Where you should go, topics to absolutely avoid, success tips, and exit strategies (00:07:30). WMTSTW is about figuring out a mantra to tell yourself to calm down when you inevitably have a panic attack or over react to something. We've all twisted scenarios in our head, but you need to know how to bring yourself back to reality (00:29:00). FTB is about the upmost importance of impressing your new girls friends. These girls can absolutely make or break your relationship, so you better get to schmoozing or you can say goodbye (00:40:00).

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey barstool listeners, you can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify
0:04.3	or YouTube.
0:05.6	Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music.
0:08.2	You meet this person and they're amazing.
0:12.5	Oh my God, the one, funny and cool and smart and attractive and like you guys just like
0:17.6	have sex all day every day and they want you to meet their friends.
0:21.7	And you fucking blow it.
0:23.7	You fucking are the worst.
0:25.2	You blow it.
0:26.2	They hate you.
0:27.2	They hate you.
0:28.2	They tell her or him whoever that they hate you and then guess what?
0:33.4	Your perfect person gone.
0:35.6	See ya.
0:36.6	Sayonara, it's over.
0:39.2	Meeting her friends, their friends is so fucking important.
0:43.5	What's up everybody.
1:06.2	Welcome back to another episode of Shnit Talk, a barstool sports podcast presented by Honey.
1:10.8	You don't know what Honey is.
1:11.8	It's an online browser plugin.
1:13.8	You can install it in just two clicks and it automatically finds the best deals on the
1:17.8	internet and they go directly to you and your computer and your shopping cart and your
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Barstool Sports, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Barstool Sports and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.