E337 An Empire of Ems and a Sitcom about a Wizard's Origin Story
And That's Why We Drink
Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods
4.7 • 24.1K Ratings
🗓️ 23 July 2023
⏱️ 147 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, look at my hair. Look at her. She's crazy. She's like a silly little club girl. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh my god. That's me wake up in the morning feeling like P. Diddy. |
| 0:25.0 | What an obscure reference now. What do you mean isn't that relevant? Hi, my name is Christine. How are you? |
| 0:34.0 | And I'm a victim of being a millennial. Oh, I thought you were going to say and I'm a victim of Christine. |
| 0:40.0 | Oh, and I'm a victim of whatever this Sunday show is. Yes. |
| 0:46.0 | How are you Christine? Are you feeling okay today? |
| 0:51.0 | No, thank you for asking. I'm feeling like trash. Yeah. Or as I've said through tears to blaze Trisache so many times now that it feels like not. |
| 1:05.0 | Was it was it in tears of joy and laughter because deep pain deep pain deep seated pain. |
| 1:11.0 | To be fair, I would have been in tears of laughter. If you were hospitalized calling yourself Trisache. |
| 1:18.0 | Yeah, to be fair, blaze did not find it. He did not laugh. He was more concerned because I was not finding my own jokes funny. And I think that's when he gets really worried. |
| 1:28.0 | Sure. Yeah. When you're not the only one laughing anymore. It's just silent. Yeah. Yeah. So silent in my house. There's no laughter. |
| 1:35.0 | Do you want to talk about what happened? Are you going to keep it vague or absolutely? Let's fucking go guys. I have an illness. You all know this already. It's called Crohn's disease. Some of you have it too. |
| 1:45.0 | And some of you found out you have it as the podcast has been going and have message me about it. It looks like Emma's frozen. Oh, I'm here. There you are. You're back. |
| 1:57.0 | No, I just tried to escape actually and I couldn't get away. That's all you tried so hard though. I thought you made it. |
| 2:06.0 | Anyway, so I had for the first time ever. And by the way, here are the fun statistics that web MD told me within the first 10 years of being diagnosed with Crohn's disease. |
| 2:18.0 | I think 60% of people have an intestinal blockage. I was diagnosed 10 years ago. This is my 10 year anniversary. I'm a little bit bummed out. Nobody has congratulated me. |
| 2:31.0 | But it's 10 years. So I really just made that statistic right right in the nick of time. Perfect. Yeah. And then as I read on I was like, cool. I'm a statistic. Finally. |
| 2:41.0 | Then I was reading and it was like, and of those 50% 70 to 80% will require surgery to rectify this issue. And I'm like, uh oh, that's not a good number. If I'm already in the 50%. |
| 2:56.0 | So in any case, um, it thankfully seems to be resolving on its own. It's just basically exactly what it sounds like. And then your whole body goes haywire because it's a immune autoimmune disease. And so it feels like you have the flu on top of a stomach bug on top of like getting hit by a mac truck. |
| 3:15.0 | So I wasn't super great for a few days, but I'm back baby sort of. And I'm back to get a lot of Tylenol and just drinking water. Trisache is back from the dump. Trisache is classy. That's ever. |
| 3:32.0 | I, you know what the worst part was is I had no appetite for three days, which is when I know like something is deeply wrong. I never experienced that. |
| 3:41.0 | But it was, it was scary. Uh, and I could not fathom the thought of eating. Um, and so I, at one point, took a sip of water and I felt it like in my tummy and it hurt soap. |
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