E262 The Quadratic Formula for Our Crushes and AIM Screen Name Numerology

And That's Why We Drink

Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods

Society & Culture, True Crime, Comedy

4.7 • 24.1K Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2022

⏱️ 119 minutes

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Summary

She's baaaaa-aaaaack! Our favorite trashy-classy goddess has returned from her parental leave and we're clocking a 1000/10 on the numerology attitude chart! To mark the occasion, Em takes us on a journey from dumpster fires to deities and reads all of our numerology charts, including Leona's, then gives us the history of numerology itself. Then Christine covers the disappearance of Patti Adkins and we learn that the jig is up, not the gig. And be sure to look out for visitors from beyond... Burbank... and that's why we drink! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	I'm going to get a second.
0:07.0	Hang on a second.
0:14.0	Girls, gays and vays.
0:24.0	Girls, gays and vays.
0:26.0	Welcome back my popular demand.
0:28.0	The better half of a Nat's party drink.
0:32.0	Wings in at pre-baby weight.
0:36.0	We've got the craziest, the craziest, silliest drinker you've ever known.
0:43.0	Christine, she for you.
0:45.0	Okay, camera.
0:46.0	Switch to me camera.
0:47.0	I have to show you something camera.
0:48.0	Oh, it's not going to switch to me, huh?
0:50.0	Is it just going to be on you the whole time?
0:52.0	It looks switched to you to me.
0:53.0	Oh, does it?
0:54.0	Maybe Zoom has an update.
0:55.0	I don't know if anyone could even hear me because I know the music was so loud next to the microphone.
1:01.0	So if you didn't hear me, we are now welcoming back the world's greatest cryptid America's versi-n-shifter.
1:07.0	Oh my god.
1:08.0	Okay, ready.
1:09.0	Pull it out with my teeth.
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