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The Jason Ellis Show

E21 Kevin, Michael, & Jason! On ALL Things COMEDY!

The Jason Ellis Show

Jason Ellis

News, Society & Culture, Entertainment News, Comedy

54.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 May 2021

⏱️ 81 minutes

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On this week's episode of The Jason Ellis Show, the boys return with some content that will have you keeled over from laughter! -- Thank you to our sponsors: UpStart: Visit UpStart.com/ELLIS to see how Upstart can lower your monthly payments today! Manscaped: Go to Manscaped.com and use promo code: ELLIS for 20% OFF + FREE shipping! AthleticGreens: Visit AthleticGreens.com/JES and get your FREE year supply of Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs today! MackWeldon: Go to MackWeldon.com/ELLIS to get 20% OFF your first order! Onnit: Go to Onnit.com/ELLIS for 10% OFF your order now! StayClassyMeats: Go to StayClassyMeats.com and use code: ELLIS for a discount! Cool-Ven: Go to Cool-Ven.com and enter code: ELLIS for 10% OFF LeanFeast: Go to LeanFeast.com use code: ELLIS for 10% OFF -- To watch this episode in video subscribe here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCioxyKNRYJhYFCi85Nvnn3g Website: www.theJasonEllis.com Patreon: www.patreon.com/ellismate -- Jason Ellis @wolfmate Katie Ellis @underwearwolf Michael Tully @tullywood Kevin Kraft @kevinkraft See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0

I'm all this totally new, new way to prove it, and I can't we get better, world.

0:20.0

I got the heart and the sky, your my balls will run wide, you're ready to take us to the top.

0:31.0

We'll come to the show, kick it down and jump out of this hole.

0:39.0

Oh!

0:48.0

Get the body home!

0:52.0

All the way to the King of the West!

0:58.0

Look at the rest!

1:00.0

Look at the rest!

1:01.0

Look at the rest!

1:02.0

My drink has so much orange in it. It's like I would wear these. It's such a, it's like really tries, it's like I'm trying to tell you something.

1:13.0

There's a lot of barnacles in that.

1:17.0

I wish you hadn't mentioned that I feel like YouTube can't see it, so that wasn't going to mention that I had barnacles.

1:25.0

It's like it's because it's got, it's liquid death bubble water and that's why I brought a glass today, shout out to the Red Dragons.

1:34.0

Because when you put powdery stuff in bubble water, sometimes it comes flying out of the can.

1:41.0

I didn't want to have vitamins come flying out all over onto the table.

1:46.0

So I brought a glass because I was thinking, but yeah, it's this, where do I just...

1:51.0

I like when there is sediment on the rim of the glass.

1:56.0

What do you want to get? ViroTech?

1:58.0

You're like, yes.

2:00.0

Yeah, and it's got like a bunch of vitamins and vitamin Cs and, you know, Ds and WB Blast to keep me potentially away from getting any colds or any of that stuff.

2:09.0

And I basically, I'm lying, I basically take it because it makes water so much more fun.

2:16.0

Like if it was one of those ones where you put it in there and it does stuff for you, it's got electrolytes, but it tastes like poopy carcar, then I'm probably going to start opting to not put it in my water.

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