Oh boy.

Oh. There's so many things to... everyone's confused. Where are we? Where are we? And why?

And how are you here? What's going on? You left me in LA and then you couldn't resist coming right back.

Oh my god. Truly. I long story short. I just on Monday decided. No, no, no. Okay. We don't need to short.

We have a podcast, Kristi. We don't know what short mean. First of all, let's answer everyone's questions. Where are we right now?

Oh my goodness. We are recording for the first time at the beautiful cast studios. Look at this background. There's LA. We are in LA.

I live right over there. No, I don't. But just pretend somewhere out there you do.

Somewhere within the 360 degrees of me, I live there. That's cool. Yeah. Good for you.

As do you, just a little further away. It's a little tiny bit further. A little more to the east.

But yeah, so we are in like an actual studio and it looks very professional. We know you're confused. There's nine different lights hitting us right now.

We just are kind of here like, okay, great. Someone else knows what they're doing. I also... I think... So Kristina even knew that this was happening a lot longer than I did.

Yes. I was surprised with this information yesterday because as you can see, those of you who just tuned in only a couple episodes ago found out that Christine moved away from California and yet she is here.

How is this the charm of... Well, no one can. Nobody can this true.

So who wants to tell their side of the story first of how you're here?

Actually, I think you should just tell how you discovered that I was here.

So obviously, Christine and I did not get to be together for our birthday this year. Basically, what happened is for our birthdays, since we weren't going to be together for many, many reasons, Christine.

And I decided we were going to do a virtual gift giving... Stravaganza?

Stravaganza, sure. And so I was instructed by Christine to send her gifts to her and she would send her gifts to me.

And then we would open them up on Zoom or something like that. And I thought that was a great idea and literally never thought anything of it.

And I had been sending gifts to Christine for a while and I hadn't gotten any gifts by the way on your end.

I was like, okay, is Christine not sending me presents? Like, what is going on?

I had left them in LA for my brother to bring. That was the original idea.

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