E153 An Ego Snack and a Lemon-napping
And That's Why We Drink
Christine Schiefer, Em Schulz | Para Pods
4.7 • 24.1K Ratings
🗓️ 5 January 2020
⏱️ 74 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | I |
| 0:10.8 | Happy new year this is our first 2020 episode. Oh my god. I'm gonna eat my kids a second |
| 0:15.5 | You're gonna eat them. I'm gonna meet my kids this decade |
| 0:18.2 | You're never gonna be able to process that sentence. I even said it's a blaze |
| 0:21.1 | I was like is that a thing you say to me like no, I don't know what that means and when have I ever said something that most people say |
| 0:27.0 | That was your first stop point. He was like meet them where I was like that's what I said anyway |
| 0:31.6 | Meet them in the hospital. I think I know I know and if what a spy agency I know I know but I wanted to go a different route with it |
| 0:40.5 | Actually, I like yours better |
| 0:42.5 | That's what I think when he's in meet them like meet them at Starbucks or something at some point |
| 0:46.9 | I absolutely will need them at a Starbucks. I think everyone involved in our both our families will be meeting at Starbucks on the reg |
| 0:52.3 | Yeah, welcome to our first episode of 2020 |
| 0:55.0 | It's pretty fitting that we talk about Starbucks within the first 30 seconds of the decade sounds right |
| 0:58.8 | Uh-huh |
| 0:59.8 | Before in 2030 when we find out that Starbucks is like an evil war lord. Oh, they will probably take over the world by that point |
| 1:06.6 | How are you doing in 2020 slash still 2019 listen? I'm pretty great |
| 1:11.7 | Thank you very much M. Shed up and complimented me and I was like oh wow. This is a good start |
| 1:16.4 | I was so on Christina's I think the prettiest I've ever seen her and then I was like you went to my wedding and I'm just shrugged at me |
| 1:22.6 | I was like that's exactly right. I was like blaze you didn't say I was beautiful |
| 1:28.8 | And he's like I smacked your butt. What more do you want for me? I was like you got the combo deal |
| 1:32.7 | You got a compliment in a butt smack wow. This is quite a day for me guys. Thank you smell nice |
| 1:36.6 | What's going on? I'm worried to look at the comments where people are like I don't get it that I don't see it |
| 1:41.2 | I don't know because you're not wearing your dad hat. Oh, yeah, I did take off my dad hat my dad my dad had actually came from my dad |
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