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🗓️ 24 December 2020
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Sarah talks about Mr. Wizard, penis nuts, and a Scottish kid.
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0:56.0 | Hey, hey, I want to say hey, yeah, fucker. Hey, hello. Folks are in town. They've been living out here. It's been great. |
1:12.0 | Over a little backyard dinner every Saturday. My dad. Everyone loves my dad, but he insists he only has two friends. |
1:26.0 | And only one of them has Alzheimer's. So he feels pretty lucky. His friend with Alzheimer's. It's pretty interesting because they've known each other since camp. |
1:41.0 | And they always were big practical jokers and had big elaborate schemes together. |
1:51.0 | And now that he has Alzheimer's, he's kind of doing exactly what his friend would want him to do, which is fuck with him every single day. |
2:03.0 | He calls him up because, hey, I bet you use Gillette shaving cream. His friend goes, let me check. |
2:15.0 | Goes to the bathroom, comes back. I do. How do you know that? And I bet you use, I bet you use old spice deodorant. |
2:31.0 | His friend goes, I think I let me look. I do. How did you know that? My dad's like, I just died. You seem like that kind of guy. |
2:46.0 | But I feel like if his friend was cognizant of this, he would approve because this was the relationship they had. They created this game called Mr. Wizard. That is so smart. |
3:03.0 | And I did it even when I had the Hulu show, I love you, Mark. I did it with the writers there, which is, I have somebody in the room pick a card. |
3:16.0 | And then I have beforehand emailed my dad little fun facts and by like many biographies and fun facts about all the writers on the show. He has it on standby. |
3:33.0 | Then I have one of them pick a card. Say the card is four of diamonds. Then I call my dad. And when he picks up the phone, I say, hello, Mr. Wizard. Now that tells him to go right into it. I go, hello, Mr. Wizard. |
3:52.0 | Holy shit. Can you hear all those sirens? I hope everyone's okay. Hope it's just a cat in a tree. I'm sure that's what it is. |
4:05.0 | So I go, hello, Mr. Wizard. And he right away goes, ace, two, three, four. When he says four, I go, good, how are you? So then he knows it's four. And then he goes, queen, diamonds, spades. Very good. Yes, I've got someone who wants to talk to you. |
4:26.0 | So now he knows it's four of spades. His name is Kyle. Then my dad quickly scans, looks up Kyle. I put him on the phone. He's like, Kyle, I hear you have a do Instagram characters. |
4:44.0 | Whatever. And your card is four of spades. So it's pre-impressive. I didn't explain it very well, but it's pretty impressive. But the thing that was hilarious when we did it at the show was, my dad was so loud. Everyone could hear him go, ace, two, three, four. |
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