E119 ANDREW SCHULZ WANTS ALL ANIMALS DEAD - IMPAULSIVE EP. 119

Impaulsive with Logan Paul

Logan Paul

Society & Culture, Comedy

4.4 • 24.3K Ratings

🗓️ 4 September 2019

⏱️ 101 minutes

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Summary

Stand-up comedian and anti-snowflake Andrew Schulz believes it’s impossible to “go too far” in comedy. Is PETA putting straws in turtles noses? Is dating a pornstar healthy? What’s going to happen to Harvey Weinstein? Can you whip your dick out at home? If you get offended easily, don’t watch this episode.

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0:00.0	Dude, I'm telling you this fucking bullshit.
0:02.6	This is a thing.
0:03.6	Pete is putting straws in turtles nose.
0:05.3	100% all marketing.
0:06.6	It's not the Robbie Slowick, man.
0:08.0	You do your thought of this idea.
0:09.0	I'm telling you, it's all bullshit.
0:11.0	How many animals do we need?
0:12.2	Let's just, let's talk about that.
0:13.7	How many total animals do we need?
0:15.9	We need all of them.
0:16.6	Spencer, I'm just gonna wait.
0:17.9	I'm not saying anything.
0:18.8	I'm just saying all you know.
0:19.6	You need all the animals.
0:21.0	Protect the fucking animals, Spencer.
0:22.8	Why?
0:23.6	Why do we need a wolf?
0:24.8	Mike's in the zone right now.
0:32.4	What are you doing?
0:33.7	I was blowing and posted a great deal.
0:36.6	Speaking of the zone, what about does zone?
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