Ladies and gentlemen, can I please have your attention.

Can you digger?

Greetings to listeners, this is Jonah Goldberg, host of the Remnant podcast.

I realized I didn't bring my water down here.

I just have my coffee.

I do a two-fisted beverage thing.

This is not interesting information, but I don't want to go upstairs if I don't have to because it'll upset the animals.

I'm recording on Thursday, August 14th, at 3.22 p.m. I know I say this a lot, but I'm exhausted.

I had to do CNN this morning.

It's the Audi Cornish 6 a.m. show.

And I think I probably talked about this before,

but one of the things that just sort of drives me crazy

is the way I have a similar problem

when I have like really early morning flights is I set alarms

and really good at waking up early,

like on a normal day, like on a Saturday when I don't have to get up, I will still wake up

at like 5.30, quarter to six. So it's not the waking up in the morning thing, but the overhang

of the obligation, you know, the fear of missing a flight or like not getting to the studio at the appointed time

makes me sleep really badly. I sleep fitfully. I constantly, whenever I wake up, I look at the

clock and I'm like, oh, crap, will I be able to fall back asleep? And the fear of that is

what keeps me awake more.

So whenever I do that show, I feel like I took a red eye from California or something

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