Hello, I'm Dan McDowell, long-time professional broadcaster.

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Now on to today's program.

The dunza. Amen!s, a dunza. Hey, man, hey, today is about having fun, man. Remember the time you played your best football game in your life. Yes, sir. Remember the time after that victory you went to CC pizza. It's not better with the boys. You're going to be real. Feeling it in your heart, man. It's a long way back to Cleveland. Let's not leave it without a victory. So put everything you got on the line today. Let's have a game of memory, men. All right, I remember. Let's go. Family number three, one, two, three, go. All right, all right, all right, all right, all right, oh right, oh, right, oh, right, oh, right, oh, right, right, right, right.

Yes, don't forget, guys, it's actually Tuesday.

Have you made that mistake yet?

Have not.

As it is the day after a holiday.

Laborers.

Honored our fallen laborers.

So everything was closed. people that really do labor didn't have to work yesterday

except for the you know roofers i saw across the street.

The point is a lot of people were working yesterday, but not us.

So you were honoring us yesterday.

I'm Dan McDowell.

I'm Jake Kim.

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