DZ 8-29-24: Confusing Jerry Jones answers, AllCity Network, and Dan's battle with Ben Dover
The Dumb Zone FREE
No Puppet Productions
4.9 • 723 Ratings
🗓️ 29 August 2024
⏱️ 65 minutes
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In a surprise turn of events, Dan did see the Jankowski catch last night, Dan's SNL draft is tonight, the launch of the new AllCity Network, Jerry adds up the number 29 twice, saying goodbye to our first ever intern, Rachel, Jake tells us he can do a kick flip, and Dan explains his battle with a dude fake named Ben Dover.
- (00:00) - Open
- (33:26) - Sports: Jerry speaks, NFL Trump impersonation
- (01:05:42) - Viewer Mail
- (01:16:17) - Saying goodbye to Intern Rachel
- (01:29:34) - News
- (01:56:09) - Today in History
Transcript
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Dan McDowell, longtime professional broadcaster. |
| 0:04.3 | Why subscribe to our Patreon podcast? |
| 0:06.9 | Well, perhaps you support our struggle to get out from under the oppressive thumb of the man. |
| 0:11.5 | Or, objectively, if you sign up at patreon.com slash the dumb zone, you will get the two episodes |
| 0:17.5 | per week that are available on all podcast platforms, like this one, plus an additional two episodes each week that are available on all podcast platforms like this one, plus an |
| 0:22.4 | additional two episodes each week that are exclusive to Patreon. So subscribing on Patreon |
| 0:28.0 | get you four episodes per week. Oh my, what a bargain. Now on to today's program. |
| 0:35.6 | Don't have me. Just finished my feature. What's a feature day? A feature is Hollywood industry jargon for a screenplay. You know what motion pictures are? Human centipede. Human centipede, yes, Shana. You remember we watched that film? I ate the poo-pooh. That's right, they did eat the poo-poo. And you know what? |
| 0:56.0 | Those people didn't just make that up on their own. Someone had a right that they ate poo-poo. That's what a feature is. That's what screenplay is. That's what your dad just did. That movie's gross. Oh, big surprise. My son got scared by a horror film. Sean didn't have a problem with it. |
| 0:52.0 | Shane, you like when they ate the cock out, right? |
| 0:54.0 | All right, all right, all right, all right. by a horror film. Shannon didn't have a problem with it. Shane, you like when they ate the cock out, right? |
| 1:14.3 | All right, all right, all right, all right. |
| 1:21.0 | Now, at the end of the show, you'll learn why that was the open. |
| 1:23.4 | Okay. |
| 1:24.1 | Are you excited? |
| 1:24.9 | Very. |
| 1:26.3 | I'm Dan McDowell. |
| 1:26.8 | I'm Jake. |
| 1:27.7 | I'm Blake Jones. And we are very happy to be here. We're excited. We you excited? Very. I'm Dan McDowell. I'm Jake. I'm Blake Jones. |
| 1:30.3 | And we are very happy to be here. |
| 1:31.0 | We're excited. |
| 1:34.2 | What a good show we have for you today. |
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