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Well, here, let me just tell you about my trip, and then we'll get on to all the sports.

I had to drive my daughter to college because she now has a vehicle.

Thank you, Chas Gilmore.

I was going to say.

Nice.

Out at Crest, Nissan.

She wanted a Crest, Nissan, which has the same great service as a great fine and prosper for it.

Anyway, so now on the map, the phone, it has the exact same time if I was to go down through Arkansas hit

Nashville up to Cleveland and then over or if I go to St. Louis, Indianapolis, Columbus, Cleveland

and over. It was the exact same time. So I've been the other way. That's when I went to

Branson, Missouri many years ago. Is that listing the exact same time right now?

Yeah. Like down to a few minutes and nine miles.

So I went the northern route, I'll call it.

And we'll stay in St. Louis the first night.

So basically I drove almost the whole way because she didn't want to.

It's probably for the best, right? Life in her hands on a cross country trip yeah no and the thing is

you know when i drive and especially if i'm driving longer distance shaving minutes off well it's a game

now now we're on it's this, the map says 22 hours.

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