DZ 8-22-24: NFL vs. Olympic flag football, Norme up for 12 days, Doug Emhoff as Billy Madison
The Dumb Zone FREE
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4.9 • 723 Ratings
🗓️ 22 August 2024
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Welcome back to another hilarious episode of The Dumb Zone! Today, Dan is on the road to upstate New York, leaving Jake, Blake, and special guest, Danny Balis, to hold down the fort. They dive into a variety of topics, from flag football and how it compares to the NFL, the new ridiculous foods at Cowboys games, and the wild story of an Uber driver taken hostage. Plus, the future First Gentleman has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever... become Billy Madison
- (00:00) - Open
- (28:50) - Sports: Olympic flag football, Tua vs. Brian Flores
- (54:37) - Viewer Mail
- (01:12:11) - Today in Twitter: Streamer up for 12 days, lower man wins a fight
- (01:26:56) - News
- (01:54:53) - Today in History
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, I'm Dan McDowell, longtime professional broadcaster. |
| 0:04.3 | Why subscribe to our Patreon podcast? |
| 0:06.9 | Well, perhaps you support our struggle to get out from under the oppressive thumb of the man. |
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| 0:17.5 | per week that are available on all podcast platforms, like this one, plus an additional two episodes each week that are available on all podcast platforms like this one, plus an |
| 0:22.4 | additional two episodes each week that are exclusive to Patreon. So subscribing on Patreon |
| 0:28.0 | get you four episodes per week. Oh my, what a bargain. Now on to today's program. |
| 0:35.6 | Don't hug me. Tell them what you got. What do you want to know what I got? I'll tell you what I got. I got two regal cinemas. I got a Napa auto parts. I got A. Siparos. I got, I don't know how many. So what he's up. Hey, hey, can you tell me what you got? Don't hold back now. No, no,. Don't hold back, now. I got a modest price home. |
| 0:58.0 | I got a good deal on it. |
| 0:59.2 | That's nice. |
| 0:59.7 | Yeah. |
| 1:00.3 | All right. |
| 1:01.0 | What else? |
| 1:01.6 | What else you got? |
| 1:02.4 | Good boy, Doc. |
| 1:05.1 | Oh, God, family that loves me. |
| 1:07.2 | Loves the f*** out of me. |
| 1:08.6 | They really like me a lot. |
| 1:10.7 | Seriously, though, like something real, what you got? |
| 1:13.6 | I'm about to get a pool? |
| 1:15.6 | No! |
| 1:16.6 | I love pools! |
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