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So I got some snail mail.

And this is, um, if you're a small business owner are you looking for

your 1099 mm-hmm you're looking for that in the mail look at that cut you're a letter

opener owner he does it to show off it's impressive i just take some scissors and slide it to

cross yeah perfect and then ape man over here is... I always have to... The incisors work. I always great for this. I always have to piece together the document to get the real amount I-o because it's shredded from the opening. I'm like, damn. No, but it's tax season. So most of this stuff, you know, you'll, you're, you know, as the dumb zone, we're like, oh, cool, it's going to be a check. Oh, it's not a check. It's just this. You know, because it'll say the return at the, whatever, you know, Yochiero just sent. Well, it's just the tax forms and everything.

So, but there was one called Texas Comptroller of Public Accounts, and I thought, well, I don't want to be in trouble.

What is this?

It's from Austin.

It's official.

I was pretty old before I realized the Comptroller has nothing to do with controlling computers.

I might be this minute years old.

I have no idea what the comptroller does.

He's just controlling all of them.

It makes sense, right?

He's got words.

You're using one, two words?

He still don't really know.

Nope.

He might be trolling.

He might be just like Matt Bruning. He might be a comprehensive troll. Matt Bruning is a comp trolling. He might be just like Matt Bruny.

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