DZ 2-13-26 PREVIEW | RIP NFLPA report cards and Friday the 13th with Mike Sirois
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4.9 • 723 Ratings
🗓️ 13 February 2026
⏱️ 19 minutes
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Summary
Top notch listener gifts today! Plus, the Olympics are horny, another hot canceled, and listen to 23 year old Blake try his best Jake impersonation all with Friday Mike Sirois!
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Show run sheet:
0:00 - Open: With Mike Sirois
19:21 - 2014 Blake intros
48:28 - Sesh: Nate Newton pardoned
1:26:03 - News: Fart knocker
1:47:00 - VM birthdays/Today in History
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| 0:00.0 | Hey now, what you're about to hear is a free preview of one of this week's premium episodes of The Dumb Zone. |
| 0:06.3 | If you would like to hear this program in full with the archive of all of our past episodes, you can subscribe at dumzone.com. |
| 0:16.2 | Uh, news? Sure. News of duty? |
| 0:18.3 | Here's Jane with the Dumb Zone News. |
| 0:22.8 | I didn't have this little bit earlier on the Nate Newton thing. |
| 0:26.3 | He did find out from Jerry Jones. |
| 0:30.0 | That's how he, if it were me, the Cowboys should have filmed this like it was a Jersey retirement or something. |
| 0:36.5 | Or like the Hall of Fame knocker guy. |
| 0:39.2 | The call to the draft pick, yeah. |
| 0:43.3 | First the lady was on the phone and then she's like, oh, Nate, hold for Jerry. |
| 0:48.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:48.9 | He's like, why is this coming from Jerry Jones? |
| 0:50.8 | But it was Jerry that let him know. |
| 0:53.5 | Wouldn't that be a cool power thing? To let somebody know that they'd been pardoned. Oh, just the hold for... Hold for Jake? Yes. I'm so busy. I can't call and listen to the Four Rings and the... And wait, like, hold for Jake, and then you get right on. So they're right there waiting for you. Kind of like a driver. |
| 1:11.6 | Yeah, that's sweet. |
| 1:13.6 | We gotta get that list. |
| 1:15.6 | I don't want a driver. |
| 1:16.6 | I like the idea of a self-driving car, |
| 1:19.6 | but having a driver feels way too like you with the shoe shine. |
| 1:24.6 | It feels slavy. |
| 1:26.6 | And I think also in my mind, I know Keith Olberman didn't drive. shine. It feels slavy. |
| 1:30.8 | And I think also in my mind, I know Keith Olberman didn't drive, and he's W.H.O. |
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