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What would really make me happy is to know that, like in Slapshot, they feel shame.

You know, when they're explaining slashing, you just go to the penalty box, feel shame.

They don't.

That is what brings me to what I want to see happen in the very near future what i want is they are not well if they're firing him

they have to pay him right and when the stars fired ken hitchcock many years ago it's not

going to happen then they actually retained they used his services as a hockey coach.

We're paying you $4 million a year, not as a hockey coach, as a hockey scout.

And you will scout for us.

And he did until he got another job elsewhere in the NHL.

I want them to reassign him to the front gate.

He is going to be an usher.

He is going to be someone that, you know,

maybe it gives you the wand when you're going through the metal detector,

but it's still beeped.

Now the guy's got to wand you.

Although they more often than not just wave you through potential terrorist.

Unless you have a vape, which all of a sudden they're all hot about.

Did you get your vape confiscated?

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