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Jump up to Jasmine.

We'll go back and forth.

Between good pickers and bad.

So full disclosure, I completely forgot who the Cowboys were even playing this week

because I'm so checked out on them this year.

And I still didn't care.

Atlanta over Dallas to cover the minus three spread, they suck. Triple play. Thank you, Wake Forest Demon Deacons for the dub. Yeah, you went five in L last week. Oh my gosh. My Wake Forest Demon Deacons won. They covered B minus three spread as well. So that was over Stanford. But I'm going to leave the college football, degenerate train. I'm going back to the NFL this week. So give me the Zaddy hot fighting Dan Campbell's to beat the Packers and cover the minus three spread for my triple play. Dan Campbell's so fucking hot now. I never thought he was hot with the Cowboys, but there was something sexy about that man now.

So anyway.

God,

he would just destroy you, you know?

Oh my God,

he would.

It would be great.

Are we getting a glimpse into what Jasmine wants?

I don't think he's a gentle lover.

No, and that's great.

I'm not at a point in my life where I want a gentle. See? My knockout pick, I'm taking the Derek Henry's over the Broncos in Baltimore. It's an eight and a half spread. They're obviously favoring Baltimore, but I'm going to take them as just my straight-up knockout pick. They're just, they're white-hot.

They're the Ravens.

So those are my picks.

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