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Before you get to that, I have something to complain about.

In my neighborhood, we are getting fiber lines put in.

Why they didn't do this ahead of time, I don't know.

I did.

But for the past week, there have just been flags in everyone's front yard,

marking the gas lines and whatever else. And so this week, they started digging. And so Monday morning, I woke up to a ginormous hole in my front yard. Yeah. No note, no heads up, nothing. And it's January, so the grass is dead. I guess it's not that big of a deal. Yeah, they're not going to fix that grass either when they're done. No, of course not. But inevitably, they hit my sprinkler line. Oh. Yep. Yep. So what's the deal here? Well, if you'd like to fill out a ticket, there's someone who will possibly come by and fix that about a month from now from the city because they did it at our house. Oh, really? But it did take a long time. And they dug it up. I don't know. Will would know. I think it was fiber, not sure. But they did sort of try to replace it, but they replaced it like my kid would. Like the grass doesn't match at all. Like you can clearly just see this square in the yard like Tray fixing the flower potty broke at my house. What am I going to say?

So now I have to be proactive for a mistake that they made. They can't just like come out and do it. I have to submit a ticket.

I doubt they wrote it down that day, dude. You're probably going to have, and the sooner

the better. The answer is yes.

As soon as you let them know, the better.

Welcome to deal with local government.

Yeah. All politics is local or something.

And then we're not, it's not going to benefit us. I'm still going to have to pay full

price for this fiber if I want it, even though they dug in my yard, and it caused me all this discomfort. I want a voucher or something. Is it beef Friday? Because I got a beef. You do? You're cooking up some beef? I got a beef. Then we used to have beef Wednesday sounder. We used to have a Beef Wednesday sounder? Yeah, of course.

All right.

Let's see.

Well, anyway, here's my beef.

Okay.

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