Hello, I'm Philip McAul here.

And I'm Anne Michael here.

And I'm Anne Michael Henney.

And welcome to the Alan Philip Scoop Daily Virus.

Remind me what we do again, Anne?

It's where we discuss the latest news, views, advice and madness of the pandemic.

It's Tuesday, September the 29th, week 28th, that's seven months of the two weeks flat

in the curve lockdown.

So don't forget all governments lie.

Some lie, some tell you that it'll be a two week

flat in the curve lockdown to stop the hospitals,

getting overwhelmed, and then six months later,

seven months later, you're in a still in a

lockdown then there's other governments like China that lie and tell you that a

virus is not infectious it's not dangerous it doesn't exist and cause a million

people to die so and invite in the advice column today and the advice is don't eat

peanuts instead of dinner because you'll wake up at two o'clock in the

morning and be awake all night which is why one of us is going to be a

little bit wobbly today so just remember that that's a piece of advice that

you didn't even ask salt of peanuts salted peanuts. Salted peanuts. Sulted peanuts instead of

eating your dinner like a proper person. Like a proper Protestant. Hello, proper

Protestants eat their dinner at 1pm. I still come from part of the world where

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