Dustin and Mel Have a Field Day!
Don't Make Me Come Back There with Dustin & Melissa Nickerson
Dustin Nickerson
5 • 951 Ratings
🗓️ 7 June 2023
⏱️ 59 minutes
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Summary
Grab your Keds, jean shorts, and water balloons Backseaters, because it’s FIELD DAY and there are no tears, sorrow, nor pain where we’re going. That’s right, Dustin and Mel take us on a journey through the final days of school year, reminiscing on egg tosses with your besties, hacking the classroom prize economy, loathing long division, the “Drinking Wisconsinbly” theory, a bingo dingo on Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, and celebrating the one year anniversary of their hit book, How to Be Married (to Melissa).
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| 0:00.0 | Today's episode is brought to you by Bark Technologies, |
| 0:02.8 | with Parental Control Monitoring apps |
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| 0:05.8 | Bark is the best comprehensive Parental Control |
| 0:08.3 | Tool for families. |
| 0:09.3 | Listen to today's episode for more details. Hey everybody welcome don't make me come back there. We are a funny podcast about family. My name is |
| 0:33.2 | Dustin Nickerson. I'm a stand-up comedian in the house of the aforementioned |
| 0:38.4 | podcast and alongside me in her holiest of jeans and checkeredest of shirts. |
| 0:44.0 | I have to get rid of these. |
| 0:46.0 | My co-host and lovely wife Melissa |
| 0:50.0 | who just caught it had a... |
| 0:52.0 | Right here. |
| 0:54.0 | My hip... |
| 0:55.0 | Hey, hey, cover that. |
| 0:56.0 | This is not an only fan's. |
| 0:58.0 | My hip got stuck to someone... |
| 0:59.0 | A man's chair in a coffee shop. |
| 1:01.0 | Mel's trying to stay young and has some jeans with some holes and the worst thing that can |
| 1:07.1 | happen with a set of holy genes happen is that it caught a man's chair. She got hooked on the corner. |
| 1:15.0 | I'm mortified. |
| 1:16.0 | But she's here now, everybody. |
| 1:18.0 | The whole is, it's, it didn't, it didn't rip any bigger. That would have been the worst case. That would have been the worst case. This was second worst case. Second worst case. Yeah. So anyways, thanks for tuning in everybody to our little podcast that could hear. |
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