Dundee’s Done It Again! with Nick Swardson

The Jason Ellis Show

Jason Ellis

News, Society & Culture, Entertainment News, Comedy

5 • 4.3K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2024

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Nick Swardson joins Jason and Tully to discuss, Nick's fight, AIDS Cat 2000, Pissing off Dana White, Rollerblading, Jason's pubic hair, Holistic sex worker, Nick getting high in Colorado, Jason's and Nick's first rodeos, Carrot Top jokes, Two-vagina model, John Jones, If Jason and Nick fought, Reno 911, Improvising on film, 35 year old who looks like a teenager, If Jason could live 1,000 years, Giraffes or Buffalos, Meth, Key west covid escapade, and the $800 to hear John Denver  Visit BetterHelp.com/ELLIS today to get 10% off your first month. Jason’s Dates at thejasonellis.com Learn How To Skate, No Matter What Age You Are. Out Now https://fathergrind.com/ Sponsor The Jason Ellis Show: https://public.liveread.io/media-kit/jasonellis Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hey everybody I'm on tour. Look how jacked I am. I could kill anybody if you want me to.
0:06.0	Just like I'm going to kill in Austin in August 8th and I got Uncle Laser and Rachel Wolfson joining me so you need to get tickets
0:15.5	a sap the jason Alice dot com I'm on the road son this Thursday now enjoy the show.
0:23.0	Where's AIDS cat?
0:25.0	He doesn't have AIDS.
0:27.0	So get a sing.
0:28.0	Okay, Scrotum Cat.
0:30.0	Scrotum Cat.
0:31.0	That's better.
0:32.0	That's more like... That's more accurate, I guess.
0:34.8	That's what he is.
0:36.0	Uh-oh, AIDS cat, 2000. AIDS cat, up here. We breeze him. Don't listen to him.
0:44.0	You don't have AIDS, Rebel.
0:45.0	Listen to me right now, Rebel.
0:47.0	He's a cat with fucking AIDS.
0:50.0	You carnival cruise ship.
0:53.0	What a fucking.
0:55.0	Rebel, we praise him.
0:58.0	Rumble?
0:59.0	Rumble or rebel.
1:00.0	Rumble Bain is his full name.
1:02.0	God, who thought of that?
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