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I'm Josh Peck and I'm Ben Soffer and we're the good guys.

There's a lot of guys out there and we're the good ones.

Muscle morons, welcome back to the good guys podcast, the number one podcast in the world with two Jewish hosts with BMI's over 30 and very short hair. Yes, it's too short, right? It's too short. No, you're, first of all, just all I want to say is you're copying me it's

unbelievably short it's like did I inspire this you didn't and like let me just

explain like why is a species when we watch our barber cutting our hair too short

why is a species when a masseuse is rubbing us just a little bit too hard.

And why is a species when we get something

that we don't like at a restaurant and the waiter or waitress comes over

and says, has your food?

We say, great.

Like, what is it that we're so afraid of confrontation? I could have easily just said hey you know I think you're cutting it a little bit short and then I wouldn't have been left with something that feels like a pre-summer haircut. it's 40 degrees outside and pouring rain.

I need more hair.

Like if this happened first week of May, okay, no problem.

At least I'll feel the breeze in my hair. It's okay, but being this short, cold, no good.

Well, a couple of things. First, you are suffering from living in a place where the weather changes like the temperature of a mid-50s

going through menopause. It's unbelievable. Secondly and I will pull this to the

room in our dear dear Marshall I think you can't here's the problem with haircuts, I learned this, the first

cut is the cut. The first snip is the snip and then everything next is matching that first cut.

So if the first cut is too short, you're aft, Marshall.

As the middle part king, which they haven't seen, yeah, the first snip is very important, but there's two snips because it's middle parted.

So the first two snips have to be on point. So maybe you go...

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