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Lovett or Leave It

Dry Heat and Open Carry (Live from Phoenix!)

Lovett or Leave It

Lovett or Leave It

Comedy, News

4.725.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 December 2023

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Lovett or Leave It's in Phoenix and Kissinger's in Hell as the last leg of the Errors Tour begins. Jared Goldstein joins to bring you Gay News from coast to coast. Jaynie Parrish of Arizona Native Vote discusses everything at stake in the Grand Canyon state. The audience fishes some weird facts from the ice-cold bottom of Kari Lake, and we all win the first annual Kyrsten Sinema Pageant, before we rant about the worst in the best of the Southwest.

Transcript

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0:00.0

The Hello Phoenix! It is lovely to see you all.

0:25.0

I have to tell you something.

0:28.0

I have to tell you something.

0:30.0

I've been in the city for almost 24 hours.

0:39.7

I'm sure there are many wonderful places

0:41.5

to heat in this city. But you really got screwed because

0:47.6

Netflix decided they were going to be kooky and say the best pizza in America was in Phoenix.

0:53.0

And once you do that, really tips the scales.

1:00.0

So I've been to Pizza Bianco twice.

1:06.0

I sat in the same seat.

1:08.0

I went alone.

1:10.0

And I really did think about texting the incredible team of people that make love it or leave it when we got it and saying,

1:20.0

hey guys, this may sound insane, but it turns out the best pizza in America is not

1:27.1

where we just put it in a weird place do you want to go and I thought, they don't take reservations.

1:35.0

If you want to go far, go together, but if you want to go fast, go alone.

1:39.0

You flip the famous expression, it's actually an argument for going alone.

1:43.1

Isn't that funny?

1:44.1

If you want to go fast, go alone, if you want to go far, go together.

1:47.4

Sounds like you should go with other people.

1:49.1

You want to go far, go together if you want to go fast, go alone. Just flip the order, it can mean whatever you want to me.

1:54.7

That's a beautiful thing about expressions.

1:56.7

But...

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