Drunk Worst First Date Stories

Almost Adulting with Violet Benson

Violet Benson

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🗓️ 14 February 2023

⏱️ 45 minutes

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Summary

Hey Besties! Welcome back to Part 2 of Confession Corner, this month is all about your WORST first dates where you call in with YOUR hilarious stories -

Today, Violet and Bree sit down to listen to some of your horrible date stories. Specifically the ones that include a drunk and/or drugged story that ended up in a failed date and for some, an actual relationship. Listen as these two besties from high school give their best drunk perspectives while also catching up on their new techniques of ways that they masturbate.

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What to Listen For:

0:00 Intro
2:05 Bree got a Lexus in high school
7:20 Bree loves sex
11:20 Take a shot of 1942
11:49 Caller #1
17:22 Caller #2
20:08 Samantha from Sex and the City
23:52 First time I ever masturbated
25:23 Caller #3
26:40 Trip to Mexico
30:10 Caller #4
38:00 How to Virgos show love
42:00 Ending

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0:00.0	He was more into the people next to her than her.
0:02.8	That's always a good sign.
0:03.9	I feel like fuck, at least get to know me before you're bored with me.
0:06.9	I think I'd be like, I like to be social, but also I am the prize.
0:11.2	I am the main attraction here.
0:16.1	Hi everyone, I'm Violette Benson.
0:17.9	Welcome to a brand new episode of Almost Adulting,
0:20.5	your number one podcast for mental health and dating.
0:24.6	So today we have part two of Confession Corner,
0:28.8	although it's supposed to be an episode today about Benson Nose Best,
0:33.3	because so many of you called in to talk about your worst first days,
0:37.9	I decided to just do another one for this, because there's so many of calls.
0:42.3	Okay, so today I have my bestie since childhood and childhood for me starts of 14,
0:47.9	since I am not from this country.
0:50.7	So that's as far as it goes.
0:52.0	So my bestie from childhood.
0:54.1	By the way, when you have besties from high school and childhood,
0:56.9	it just kind of shows that you are a person.
0:59.5	So just wanted to validate that part really quick by bringing her on.
1:03.1	So thank you for showing that I'm a good person.
1:06.4	Are we friends?
1:07.5	No.
	...

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