The Top Story of the Day. A raccoon got drunk. You may be surprised. Did you know that raccoons could get drunk? You may be asking yourself, why did I click this? I don't really care about a raccoon getting drunk. Well, some of you may be saying, dude, just shut up and tell me about

the raccoon getting drunk. What happened? It broke into a liquor store. Stole moonshine and I guess

peanut butter whiskey got plastered, passed out, sprawled on the Florida bathroom. And it's funny,

and I enjoyed the story, but I was actually shocked to find that

in Google Trend Search, as well as across all of corporate news, this is their top story.

It's not a joke. But there is actually something behind this that I thought was interesting

and worth opening a show with. And it's that everybody's so fried on politics, man.

When the raccoon story popped up, people said, just please, for the love of all this holy,

give me the raccoon story. And I'll be honest with you. There was some big news today.

Donald Trump suspended immigration, citizenship, and asylum applications from 19 countries.

He halted the process of these ceremonies

for getting citizenship. These are people who are already in the United States with legal visas

that finished the citizenship process. We're about to go swear their oath. And Trump was like,

nah, we're not going to do that. So there is big news. Seven thousand criminals released from

the jails, criminal migrants and other such things,

just released in New York for seemingly no reason.

And we're in a massive solar storm.

So the apocalypse is still here, guys.

But it was interesting to see this.

And I decided, you know what, at least for today, we'll talk about the crazy stuff, too, but at least we'll get started talking about the raccoon and what the raccoon means. What is the message behind this raccoon story? There actually is one. We'll talk about fatigue. Everybody's fatigue, man. Seriously, everybody is fatigue. I've been having conversations. I've been out touching grass talking to a lot of people about this. and we'll talk about what's happening in this country politically, but what the raccoon means for all of that. Before we get started with, my friends, we got some great sponsors for you. We got bearskin. Check out bear's skin, bear dot's skin slash 10. That's B-A-E-R. You guys already know about the bear-skin hoodie, right? Well, if you've been waiting to get yourself one, now is the time.

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