Drive Thru Donald Lovin' It! | Nick Di Paolo Show #1641

The Nick DiPaolo Show

Acid Tongue Inc.

Comedy, Thenickdipaoloshow, Politics, Nickdipaolo, Rogan, Comedian, Cumia, News

4.6 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2024

⏱️ 24 minutes

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Summary

In this episode right leaning comedian Nick Di Paolo talks about McDonald Trump, Vag Votes, Twat Tightening and more!

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0:00.0	I'm going to be. Oh, Mr. DiPalo.
0:37.0	You're being very native, Mr. DiPalo.
0:39.0	Kiss my ass!
0:45.0	Why, you? How are you folks?
0:46.0	Welcome on a Monday.
0:48.0	This fucking thing.
0:50.0	Never buy a hat at an airport.
0:52.0	$40. Never buy a hat at an airport.
0:53.0	$40.
0:55.0	I go, it's not a fucking for Dora.
0:57.0	Jesus H.
0:59.0	I was expecting 2830.
1:01.0	He'll whack me at the 40? What did I land the coaching job? That made no sense. I'm tired.
1:08.8	How are you folks? Great to be with you on a fucking Monday. Interesting weekend.
1:14.0	Went up to a visit mom because they hadn't seen her in a couple of years
1:21.0	and I'll let her die before I go up there on holidays with the rest of the
1:25.6	world flying. Interesting weekend typical me and the wife rent the car at Logan
1:32.2	Airport drive about 20 minutes to actually took an hour
1:36.5	there was so much traffic I used ways and it took me through East Boston through the
1:41.2	it was great we were always moving I'd rather do that than sit in traffic I don't about you I've rather but have the illusion of progress we kept moving all these side streets through Chelsea through Everett these are all fucking old school kind of nasty areas but anyways
2:00.0	took like a fucking hour for a 14 mile ride or whatever.
2:05.0	We get to the fucking hotel, me and the wife go and drop the bags, wash our face a little bit,
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