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You must be 21 years and over not available in all locations.

You definitely shouldn't have too much judgment going on because you pretended to be Mexican

for the first 20 years of your life. I didn't pretend to be Mexican.

I was lied to and I blindly believed my mother.

Basically, that's like George W. Bush saying the C.I.

lied to him about chemicals in the rack.

That's not believable, Jesse.

Like at some point, the mind has to fucking say wait a minute.

I really did. No, wait a minute.

Wait, are we on we're live?

I did. Jesse and I had my doubts.

I definitely had my doubts.

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