Hi, I'm that texting while driving PSA that still keeps you up at night, Trixi Mattel.

And I'm the 10 to 15 pounds of weight you've gained over the holidays.

Kataa.

And this is...

The show where we talk about whatever we want because it's our show not yours Nobody has gone to or been in where drag shows than us.

Oh yeah, I mean I look what 26 I'm actually 50 and I've been working in drag for 30 years.

And we're going to teach you guys how to be the right drag queen at the show

and be the right audience member.

Because it takes two to tango, but it takes three to have a really good time.

Prior to this TV fame that we currently enjoy before we were legends and stars and, you know,

they have that show where are they now?

Where were they then?

Yeah.

That's this one. I was an Uber driver, just like Gia Gunn is now. Could you imagine her flipping her ponytail and be like, get in.

She would get five stars and I would tip her, that would be so fun.

You wouldn't go anywhere, you know, you just stay put, but that 10 to 15 minute experience would be worth it.

She would have friends who like would carry grass and like they would move by the stationary car.

Oh my God!

It would be like it was a That's the Golden Gate Bridge.

You know what we just did?

We just gave her a post-show career.

A career.

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