Ladies gentlemen, fellas, fellas, fellas, welcome into the Tuesday, five games slate for the NBA

and happy National Lookalike Day. Do me a favor. Take two seconds of your time. I know you're such

busy people out there. Two seconds of your time and let me know in the comments on Twitter,

wherever you can contact your boy, unless you're thinking of contact me in person, then pause.

Do not come anywhere near me. I'm very scared and worried about the internet people trying to murk me these days. I've seen one too many of them fucked up documentaries.

But let me know who do you think I look like?

What does National look like that?

I've heard Eugene Levy, the guy from American Pie and Schitt's Creek, you know, the dad, Eugene Levy.

The big old thick eyebrows, I think that's the only reason why people say that.

I don't be too, I wouldn't be too upset with myself.

Just get me to 50 to 60 years old first.

If I can get there and I look like a thumb or I look like a foot, I'll be fine.

But if I can see myself 40 years from now, still living in this motherfucking crazy world,

albeit very fun, stay crazy, stay reckless out there. If I could see myself hidden 60 or 70 and looking half decent or even like a thumb or a foot, I'll take it. I'll take it. But welcome in today, put yellow on today. I don't

really know what the fuck I'm wearing on my shirt. If you listen on the podcast, honestly, it's

probably a good thing if you're watching on YouTube. You're probably like, hey boy, you look like

you're wearing your grandma's blouse. A boy, it looks like you took that thing off the table at a local diner hey boy why are you wearing wrapping paper i get it i get it we're just trying to have a good time here we're trying to be

comfortable and another way to be comfortable and have a good time is to talk some top 10

motherfucking plays in the day and smack you around with them so start off right away right now

with the top 10 plays on the day today and the number 10 playing the day to hit you right away is going to be Mr. Seidre McComb. There's no Damian Lillard today, right? There's a lot of injury news, but there's no Damian Lillard today. So what we can do is we can show

you what exactly happens with this team when you take Damian Lillard off the court, and hell,

why not take Gary Trent off the court who has's highlighted right here. He averages a pretty decent 1.1 fantasy points a minute. This is a smaller sample because McComb was out for a long part

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