Drafting our Succession Soccer XIs
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4.8 • 3.7K Ratings
🗓️ 9 June 2023
⏱️ 52 minutes
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Summary
Ryan is joined by Graham and Taylor to take turns drafting their starting lineups composed entirely of the characters from the HBO drama-comedy-drama, Succession. Here are the squads, if you want to know in advance...
(spoilers for the episode)
Graham - Lukas Matsson (GK); Roman Roy (RB), Tom and Greg (CBs), Siobhan Roy (LB); Tom Wambsgans (CM), Stewy Hosseini (CM), Frank Vernon (CM); Conor Roy (RW), Kendall Roy (ST), Gerri Kellman (LW)
Ryan - Colin Stiles (GK); Kendall Roy (RB), Frank Vernon (CB), Hugo Baker (CB), Connor Roy (LB); Lukas Matsson (CM), Jerry Kelmman (CM), Roman Roy (LW); Siobhan Roy (ST), Greg Hirsch (ST)
Logan Roy (Manager)
Taylor - Connor Roy (GK); Greg Hirsch (RB), Marcia Roy (CB), Lukas Matsson (CB), Frank Vernon (LB); Gerri Kellman (CDM), Tom Wambsgans (CDM); Logan Roy (CAM); Roman Roy (LW), Kendall Roy (ST), Siobhan Roy (RW)
Stewy Hosseini (Manager)
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| 0:28.5 | Thank you. Welcome to the Total Soccer show in an episode we are devoting entirely to a story about a collection of dysfunctional millionaires with a highly controversial patriarch, with big reach into geopolitics, and who are supposed to act like a family, but they didn't really get the memo on that, and who are definitely not serious people. |
| 1:12.2 | No, we're not talking about Paris-Sanche Man, we're talking about succession. |
| 1:17.9 | Cross-over episode people, mea, me-mere! Yes, we are putting together our Succession 11s in this episode. |
| 1:24.6 | We're building teams who will dominate dominate like ATN in swinging the presidential |
| 1:29.2 | race, who'll take advantage of small spaces and opportunities like Tom Wamsgans, spotting |
| 1:34.7 | an opening, who'll stay in their roles under pressure like Jerry, who'll attack like Lucas |
| 1:39.7 | Mattson pulling off an acquisition, and who'll go into defensive mode like Kendall, |
| 2:03.4 | accidentally murdering someone. Oh, duck. This episode will try as best to be succession. Spoiler free, but we may spoil your opinions on TSS and soccer in general. Spoiler alert, you just failed. Be warned on that one. I may have gone too far already. My name is Ryan Gojo Bailey. Join me today. We have Taylor Waystar Rockwell. |
| 2:08.0 | Hello, Taylor. Hello, my friend. It's a fun one we've got here. I'm not sure who came off for us out of Gojo or Waystar. We'll maybe discuss that later. But joining us, we've got Graham Roman |
| 2:14.3 | Ruffin. Graham, wait, wait, what a second? What are these photos you just sent me from |
| 2:18.2 | across the ballroom table? Are they meant for me? How did you get you like that high? I'm now doing the face. I'm now doing the face. If you've seen Succession, you know the face. The face. Oh yeah. And if you've been on the internet, you know the face as well. Now, a little bit of housekeeping. as I see, we're going to try not to be too spoiler-tastic in this one, |
| 2:16.5 | but if you haven't seen Succession, this one's... as well. Now, a little bit of housekeeping. As I see, we're going to try not to be too |
| 2:34.3 | spoiler-tastic in this one, but if you haven't seen Succession, this one's probably not entirely |
| 2:39.4 | for you, listener, but we enjoy your company all the same. Also worth noting that Taylor has been |
| 2:44.9 | racing to finish Succession as we've got... |
| 2:47.7 | Sensational. She's watched about hundred hours of TV and a day |
| 2:52.4 | yeah so Taylor would you like to tell the boys and girls |
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