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See, now I think I'm giving Dr. Smith a little too much credit in the looks department.

He's floating somewhere between Mitt Romney and Ted Cruz.

That's a big margin, Kira.

Welcome back to Petty Crimes, a true crime podcast where we exclusively investigate non-crimes.

I am Griff. I'm your co-host, Kira. How are you doing, Kira? I'm good. I'm doing

well. I'm very amped for today's episode and also a teeny bit nervous because at the end of the

episode today, the criminal or minimal segment is exclusively featuring crimes of our own. We're putting ourselves on the chopping

block today, which I feel is important. Yes. We can't just be up on our high horses.

Exactly. Everyone does stupid stuff except us. So we've each prepared a criminal or minimal based

on the other person. Yeah. And then the other two will each be presenting our self-reflections,

basically. Basically. Don't worry about the rules too much. Yeah, yeah. But we're going to be put in the hot seat. Yeah. So then the other two will each be presenting our self-reflections, basically. Basically. Don't worry about the rules too much.

Yeah, yeah. But we're going to be put in the hot seat.

Yeah, so that's how I'm feeling about that.

We went on a hike this weekend, and I want you to tell the listeners what we saw in the hike.

Do you remember? You probably blacked it out because it was so traumatizing.

Oh, the biggest rattlesnake of all time? Yeah, I did.

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