All right, let's get real.

It's that time of year again.

Fake snow, small town homecoming rekindles a high school romance.

Kylie Watson.

You two were inseparable back in high school.

Anna Scrooge finally sees the light and rediscovers Christmas.

Her holiday spirit stayed locked away.

They wouldn't want you sitting alone in the dark.

Until someone unexpected.

You can love once, you can love again.

Sound familiar?

Yeah, well, if it does, you've been watching too many of those holiday hallmark movies.

They've been airing nonstop since Friday, October 17th, and that's a fact.

The real story is that your life, well, it's just not a hallmark movie.

You're not going to be working in some little shop that obviously couldn't make it in a million years

and have some single Royal Duke or Prince come stumbling in, unattached, looking for some way

to get by for the holidays alone and fall in love with somebody that's just

gorgeous but unattached. Keep that in mind when you hear these headlines. Dear Annie, how do I

navigate the Thanksgiving family battlefield this year? 40% of families have holiday fights or the great Thanksgiving family

feud map. In 29 states, politics, number one cause of Thanksgiving arguments. In 19 states,

gossip is the primary weapon of destruction. Every family has that one relative who starts a sentence with,

hey, did you hear?

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