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Coming up at the top of the hour, right about four minutes after, it's my strawberry letter for today's subject.

My lady acts like a man and thinks like a man.

Okay?

But right now, the nephew is here with today's prank phone call.

What's you got, Nat?

Dr. Petrie, I need some help.

Dr. Petrie, I need some help. Running.

Hello?

I'm trying to reach Dr. Petri, please.

This is Dr. Petri.

Dr. Petri. My name is Jared. Jared. And I was hoping you could help me. I is Dr. Petrie. Dr. Petrie. My name is Jared.

Jared. And I was hoping you could help me out with a problem that I have. Okay. Hello, Jared. I would love to help you out with a problem, unfortunately, though. You're Dr. Petrie, right? I am, but this is my personal number. How did you get this number? Somebody gave me this number so I could call you and try to get some counseling from you,

because I got to, I mean, I'm really in a bad situation right now.

Okay, I can recognize that, that you're in a bad situation, but how did you get my number?

This is my personal line. Who gave you my number? Are you, you're the doctor, you're the counselor to help people with, with, with situations and problems and stuff, right? Yes, I am, Jared. What can I do for you, Jared? Uh, I got a problem that, it seemed like I'm just, you know, I've been married to my wife for six years.

Okay, wait, wait, Jared. Now, this, what you're, what you're about to get into, you're about to, you want to go into a counseling session. And so in order to do that, I do that through making an appointment. I understand all of that. But you, you don't understand. What I'm trying to tell you is that I got a situation, and I know it's going to happen again tonight, because it's been happening all the time. I'm just, I just need, if you could just give me a little bit of help, and then I'll come in next week, but I mean, I just need you to tell me how to handle my problem, and then I'll come in next week. I just, I just, I need this bad right now. Jared, Jared, Jared, Jared, I need you to focus.

Okay. me how to handle my problem and then I'll come in next week. I just, I just, I need this bad right now. Jared, Jared, Jared, I need you to focus. Okay, I don't do this over the phone. However, it sounds to me like you really need... I need you right. Can you, can you be there for me just for a second? Yes, I'm here right now. I'm sorry for calling you and disrupting your weekend, but can you help me out? Excuse me.

I don't know what's going on.

Someone gave this gentleman. Hello? Tell them, I'll call him back. Hello. I'm here, Jared. Dr. Petrie? I'm here. Tell me, tell me what's going on, Jared. I'm here to listen to you. Okay, listen. I've been mad to my wife for like six years now.

Okay.

And I don't know what it is, but whenever... Okay, listen, I've been married to my wife for like six years now.

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