Doughboys Double 42 - A Very Doughboys Christmas

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Fast Food, Healthfitness, Mike Mitchell, Snacks, Chains, Restaurants, Comedy, Ucb, Arts, Spoonman, Doughboys, Fastfood, Nick Wiger, Food

4.8 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 27 December 2018

⏱️ 75 minutes

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Summary

On Christmas Eve, three spirits visit Nick Wiger to reveal how his behavior has affected those around him...

Written by Mike Mitchell. Narrated by Jesse Thorn. Featuring Lauren Lapkus, Paul Rust, Mookie Blaiklock, Evan Susser, Sean Clements, Hayes Davenport, Yusong Liu. Additional material by Wolly and Irma. Originally released December 2017.

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0:00.0	This is a headgun podcast.
0:05.2	Mitch, you know, I used to love eating cereal as a kid watching cartoons on TV, a big
0:11.8	bowl of cereal.
0:12.8	What was better than that every Saturday morning?
0:14.8	Mommy, daddy.
0:15.8	I want my cereal.
0:16.8	Where is my cereal, Mommy?
0:18.9	Daddy, where's my cereal?
0:20.6	I must watch my cartoons on the telly.
0:23.2	Let me watch my little cartoons, Mommy and daddy.
0:25.7	And I'd sit right at the foot of their bedwigs with a big bowl of sugary cereal.
0:33.0	If you poured me a bowl of that stuff now, I'd be outraged.
0:35.5	Yeah, I'd be like a hummingbird.
0:37.0	I can't do that.
0:38.0	You can't eat that stuff anymore.
0:39.0	I can't eat anymore.
0:40.0	Look, but I still love watching cartoons.
0:41.5	Me too.
0:42.5	And I still love eating cereal.
0:43.5	And I still love sitting on the end of Mom and Dad's bed.
0:46.4	And Magic Spoon has replicated your favorite childhood cereals to taste good, but he's serving
0:50.4	contains zero grams of sugar, 13 to 14 grams of protein, and four to five net grams of
	...

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