Thank you. You're welcome.

Oh shit, I have my drink is coming. You doing coke?

Yeah. Yeah. I'm doing a vodka soda, but I'm relaxing on the heavy stuff. I don't need to be

gacked up like that stuff you're doing.

Oh shit, I need another cigarette. I hate this. I do this anytime someone comes over and they don't

smoke. I try not to smoke around them, but yeah, I'm in a rough position. So thanks for

bearing with me. Your dad was your dad. Have you ever bought a used car?

Yeah. No, you haven't. Why are you lying? Don't lie to me on my own podcast.

Not. Your dad's, like, I never remember your dad, but he always seems when I meet him, like,

like a used car salesman. That's how I remember him. I don't remember his name, but when he shows

up on it, oh, the used car salesman guy. But, uh, yeah, is he bullshitting you a lot? Uh, no.

No. No, not at all. No. All right. Well, yeah, he just seems too happy.

He ever seemed too happy to you. It's just all joyous. Yeah. And bringing my kids to a water park.

I go, I'm bringing your fucking kid to a podcast. I'm giving him coke. I'm going to smoke in front of him.

But, uh, yeah, you seem happy. Would you rather be at a water park somewhere? Uh, no, I'd rather be here.

Wow. You said that almost like you were honest. You would almost honest with me right there.

I'm going to take it because that's what I want to hear. Yes, you'd rather be here. I'd rather be

with you here than you at a water park. All those kids pissing in the pool. Is that a bother you?

Yes. Do you piss in the pool? No. Honestly, never. Yes. Never make eye contact. You never piss in the pool.

In a water park. No, I piss in the pool just to get back at the kids. I go to a water park just to

piss in the pool. You know, like when you drive down here, if your dad who abandons you here in a

smoke-filled room, yeah, I stop. You stop to probably get a Wendy's burger or some shit. I stop at a

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