All right, and we're back.

If you're here and you don't know how you got here, don't worry, I don't either.

Fortunately, we're all here

together in the eyes of God, here and forever. Why you got to start off weird? I am your pastor,

the master of disaster, the Jovi. No, no, you are not the pastor. This is the poor proz

almanac. And that's, all right, let's call it that spirit, spirited introduction.

The spirit of the Lord himself.

And apparently we're doing the televangelist thing.

Well, is this a bit?

Well, now you can't do it if you like talk about it.

Like it takes all the fun out of it.

If you like, are like, oh, we're doing a televangelist thing.

You're just ruining it all right i guess i'm sorry but well my co-host here andy and my name is elliott we are the pole pro's

almanac and we are here for part two of a doozy of a series on american energy farming systems

the missionary of business names i guess we'll call it yeah the missionary of business names, I guess, we'll call it.

Yeah, the missionary of business names, because if you're having sex in front of God, do it respectfully.

Heels to Jesus.

Yes, heals to Jesus.

No moaning.

Everyone knows that.

There's no moaning in missionary.

If you enjoy it, you're going to hell.

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