Dot Your I's and Cross Your P's!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 10 July 2023

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Hey girl, Carl wants you to join Christian Cocks for Christ so he doesn't have to preach on a full dick anymore... Taylor Swift Her dad made 15 million on the sale of her catalog He supposedly didn't know this The Green Boys stay scammin' The Spreadsheet Would you rather be ridiculously rich for a decade or comfortable for the rest of your life? Lifestyle creep Poor PTSD The money sending guys on tiktok Hey girl, Carl’s still full of shit Two penises in the shape of a cross, that's Cocks for Christ Rick Warren Twisting religion for power and money The Megachurch Monsters Women pastors The Duggars LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You've been called ugly, you've been called a bitch before I, I command the spirit of bitch to come out, I command the spirit of bitch to come out, everyone that calls you a bitch, everyone that calls you a-
0:16.3	On this episode of the commercial break, oh it's just going on my tics on, at Carl's penis, at Carl's Christ-like penis.
0:26.2	It's got in, you see the logo, my new logo, it's got two penises in the shape of a cross.
0:38.2	Oh my god.
0:40.2	It's my new church, cock for Christ.
0:44.2	The next episode of the commercial break starts now.
0:48.2	Oh yeah, Catherine, welcome back to the commercial break, I'm Brian Green, this is my dear friend, Chris and Joy, holy best of you, Chris and-
0:58.2	Best of you out there in the podcast universe.
1:02.2	Straight from the front lines of the gossip rags, I do have to tell you something.
1:06.2	Taylor Swift, now I was just rewatching this episode because I can't get enough of my own voice.
1:12.2	I was just rewatching the episode where you and I were talking about Taylor Swift and her start in the music business.
1:18.2	And how it may not have been the fairy tale story, some people make it out to be out.
1:22.2	I don't think this is news to many, like super hardcore Taylor Swift fans, Swifties, of which there are millions and there's just one me.
1:28.2	So don't come pick it my fucking front house, the front of my house, I am just sharing what I'm reading.
1:36.2	Do you remember why Taylor Swift had to re-record the red album?
1:40.2	Yes, because Scooter Braun, yeah.
1:44.2	Sold the mute the rights to her catalog to a hedge fund for like $350 million.
1:52.2	She claimed not to have been involved in any of the conversations, she had no clue what was going on, this all happened behind our back.
1:58.2	How could she, how could he, how would he, how dare he?
2:02.2	And Scooter was quite vilified over all of this, even though he certainly seems like had the rights to sell it.
2:08.2	She was pissed, understandably so, if she was not involved in the conversation, but that's why you always keep the copyrights, kids.
2:16.2	You always keep the licenses to your own music, always, always, always.
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