Dopey86: Brandon Novak, Xanax Blackout, WhatsApp, Smoking Crack with Parents, Cathartic Waitering, Theme Song Challenge

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Chris gets a sick satisfaction from reading old WhatsApp messages from Francesca, an Italian girl who used to live next door (he's going to hell for this). We call Brandon Novak (Jackass). We play a voice memo from Andrew from Philly about the time he blacked out on Xanax and woke up feeling like he was "hit by a bus," with no posessions except for a "Christian book." Andrew now has two years clean and is doing well. We read a reddit message from someone who used to smoke crack with his parents and accidently drank his dad's piss. And lastly, but no leastly, we play an awesome 'Theme Song Challenge' entry from Cormac!

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to DLP, the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit.
0:25.5	And I am Dave.
0:27.0	Chris, how you feeling Chris?
0:29.0	I'm good, I'm ready to go.
0:31.5	Don't you wish we could just record every day?
0:33.9	I wish this could be our job.
0:35.0	I wish that we could wake up in the morning, actually have some like concerted directed
0:38.5	efforts, some show notes, a little bit of stuff, get some coffee in the morning, have like
0:42.7	a little office studio recording space that's not in your kitchen, or in my kitchen.
0:47.9	This is my dad's kitchen.
0:48.9	My parents couldn't say where we were.
0:50.7	Yeah, we're in New York City.
0:52.3	We had a baby child at home, 21st floor.
0:55.1	Yeah, man.
0:57.1	Imagine, man.
0:59.1	Imagine, man.
1:00.1	We could be doing this like for money, man.
1:03.7	Yo.
1:04.7	Did you ever see the Woodstock movie?
1:07.7	No.
1:08.7	Well, there's one of my, I lived the Woodstock movie because I watched it so many times.
1:14.5	In college I'd watch it like twice a day or something.
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