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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Mental Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 May 2017

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Chris shares about a recent heartbreak. We play a voice message from a man who threw a bunch of DMT out the window. Dave relishes in the origins of Chris’ defunt podcast ”Lonely Space.” We play a voice memo from a homeless man. We also play the first submission for the ”Dopey Theme Song Contest.” Dave tries to farm out the Dopey twitter account for the millionth time. We discuss advertising strategies for the Oreo cookie.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit and I'm Dave.
0:26.2	I'm Chris.
0:28.0	And we're just listening to a voicemail, tell us where we are, where Dave's childhood
0:33.6	home.
0:34.6	You're the ancestral, ancestral home where you used to throw a shit off the roof.
0:39.0	No, out the window, out the window, you said off the roof, too.
0:42.8	You know, it's funny.
0:43.8	You can say roof correctly, but you can't say room correctly.
0:46.8	I'm supposed to say roof, do you ever, you know, you never said roof?
0:51.8	Roof.
0:52.8	Roof.
0:53.8	So what if there was a room on the roof?
0:55.6	Room on the roof.
0:56.6	Room on the roof.
0:57.6	What's the weirdest thing you ever threw out the window here?
1:00.7	Dave's on the 21st floor, his job.
1:04.5	Weirdest thing I threw out the window would probably be the Emperor's Royal Guard action
1:11.4	figure from Return of the Jedi, stringed up to a shopping bag as a parachuter, okay?
1:18.2	Did it work?
1:19.2	It worked.
1:20.2	It hit a tree.
1:21.2	One of these trees.
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