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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Mental Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2017

⏱️ 63 minutes

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Summary

Dave shares the story of the time he lit his couch on fire while nodding out and threw the flaming cushions outside his apartment window. Chris talks about licking his gross microwave after he coated it with ketamine accidently. We read an email about reviving a person by injecting cocaine. Dave plays some new songs - specifically ”Hole in my Heart.” Chris recounts his fascination with the phrase ”i’ll be asleep” and the word ”obviously” while tripping. And we read an excerpt from Artie Lange’s book ”Crash and Burn.”

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit and I'm Dave.
0:26.6	My name is Chris. My name is Chris.
0:31.6	What's going on man? Nothing man. Just chilling, happy to be here, happy to
0:35.7	another day. You've got your guitar. It's been a long time since you played some
0:39.8	music. Now I'll be not right now but I think you should. You want me to play a song?
0:44.0	You don't want you to play. What? And you've already played it on here. You're
0:48.0	going to get upset forever and day. We've done it twice on the show.
0:51.4	I love that song. Just play the verse, just play one verse. Now shut the fuck up
0:54.9	please. I'm asking you please. I'm a fan making a request. Just one fucking
0:59.3	verse of Forever and Dead. Are you kidding me? He's doing it. Oh building
1:03.7	standing set. You sing it.
1:05.7	Forever and dead. One, two, three, four.
1:09.1	Forever and dead.
1:11.1	Please take some day. I'll be better, better, better, better.
1:15.6	Because one, two, three, four.
1:18.8	Forever and dead. Building standing set. Stand in their ground to defend.
1:24.8	Shits me on it. One, two, three, four. Forever and dead. Building standing set.
1:32.1	Stand in their ground to defend against the rest. We're all gods. Don't forget your
1:37.8	beds from the roof. I yell. Your hardly break a sweat. It's great. I like it.
1:44.2	That's overtaken. I like that more than good so bad.
1:47.7	Really? I just heard good so bad. Every time I edit dopey, I fucking hear it.
1:51.4	Should we stop playing good so bad? No, it's fucking great. The lyrics are fire.
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