Dopey77: Most Pathetic Drug Use, Chris' Sponsor - Dylan, Copping Drugs while Listening to Dopey, Artie Lange Addiction Saga

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 22 April 2017

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chris delve into the most pathetic things they have done to get/use drugs... such as trying to inject cocaine using spit. Chris' sponor, Dylan, calls in and shares some gnarly stories and a sprinkling of recovery. We read an email from someone who listens to Dopey as he goes to buy drugs each morning. And Dave talks more about Artie Lange....

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs addiction and dumb shit.
0:26.0	I am Dave and I am Chris. You are a jerk. Why am I a jerk? Well the jerk store called and they're all out of you. They're all out of you.
0:39.6	So what do you think man? What's up? How you feeling? I'm feeling pretty good. I'm feeling my mojo. I'm wide awake. I'm ready to go.
0:47.5	Dave took me through the back entrance of his restaurant tonight. I felt empowered. Did you like it? Yeah I did. I thought it was going to be much more strapping.
0:58.2	I thought I was going to get to see the alpha chips and Dominican sleeping but it was just like a 15 foot deal.
1:06.0	But that wasn't the basement. That was the back. How was I supposed to know what it was?
1:10.0	I didn't show you the big elevator or the spring that runs through the basement where midget juice bottle water as they sing songs.
1:19.6	Where do they like marinate the meats and stuff? I don't marinate the meats. Enough talk. I don't talk about this. This is not what the show is going to do though.
1:27.7	The show is not going to be out of meat marinating. I'm going to mix juice and spring water.
1:32.2	We had some topics of recovery. One being pathetic things we've done.
1:44.2	I guess pathetic things we've done. The thing is the most... What I understood from your topic was the most pathetic using story.
1:57.4	I just wanted to get high and I didn't have drugs. That's what I meant.
2:03.6	Or when I get it I couldn't wait to do it. I have so many.
2:08.6	All right. Why don't we just start with that? What did you think?
2:10.6	Because I was you thought I meant? Yeah. When you asked me if I had a bunch I was like,
2:15.6	yeah, but not that I think about it. My classic story for this. It's not that good.
2:23.0	But my classic story was one time I was addicted to heroin and I wanted to get cleaned.
2:29.8	So me and my friend Dave went up to my parent's house which is outside of Albany, New York.
2:38.0	It's this lake house in the middle of nowhere. There's nothing there. In a movie you go there to detox drugs.
2:47.5	That's what Todd is on there. He's nearby. But he wasn't there.
2:53.2	We try calling Todd today. We try calling him right now.
2:57.2	Just call him. Steve would have. I don't know.
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