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🗓️ 4 March 2017
⏱️ 66 minutes
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0:00.0 | It's going. You want to do it? No, why not? Hello and welcome. Hello and welcome to |
0:27.0 | dopey native. Hello and welcome to dopey. You should do a cast about drugs addiction and dumb shit. |
0:35.0 | My name is Chris. And it's good until you said your name is Chris. You should do it while you |
0:38.8 | gargle. Hello, I'm going to do it as I vape. No. My favorite thing, this is not interesting. |
0:47.6 | People hate hearing you vape too. Hello and welcome to dopey. The worst thing for me is hearing |
0:57.0 | is like new listeners who write us from old dopey episodes about how disgusting the eating was |
1:05.2 | because it all just comes back to me. Have you ever listened to an eating episode? No, |
1:09.4 | of you. Yeah, it's a bad. It's so bad. It's a bad. It's disgusting. I don't feel like it wouldn't |
1:15.4 | bother me. I fall asleep with a television on. Like, no, like, I don't care. Are you smoke |
1:19.2 | cigarettes? I don't smoke cigarettes. At least you smoke my car. Like shit doesn't bother me. |
1:22.4 | Well, some things really do bother you. Yeah, one thing. What? I'm not going into it. |
1:27.7 | No, I don't mean like that. This is a fucking thing. No, I mean, like, you don't like it if I |
1:32.7 | don't have a purse to mouth on the vape. You don't like it if I leave a tissue on the car seat. |
1:39.5 | I would germinate. No, but with some things, you don't mind shooting dope from the syringe that's |
1:45.7 | been up a fucking AIDS patient's ass. And he wasn't an AIDS patient. I knew that I knew. I'm just |
1:51.8 | saying you're, your spectrum is strange. And you're, I will give you that. You're also |
1:57.1 | very strange. Have never listened to dopey on headphones. I never, I know I have. I've |
2:01.2 | listened on headphones. Have you ever listened to an eating episode? It's like my room. I'll be |
2:05.1 | super, super clean. Like, I never, ever sleep under the blankets. I just sleep on top of my bed |
2:10.9 | for years. And I have a little sheet. And then I fold it and my rooms are clean. And then you see |
2:15.2 | my car. I let my car get totally shitty. But if my room's messy, I'm like, I can't, it drives me nuts. |
2:20.9 | So there is weird shit. But what were you saying? I don't know. I was saying something. I don't |
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