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I'm Dave, I'm Chris and here we are like from the lower east side of Manhattan.

Chris feels like it's important to mention that we're from New York or that.

Why do you think that?

Because I think it could have kind of branded as a New York sort of edgy thing.

I don't know, New York is cool. It's hip, it's in people like New York, or they hate it, and even if they

hate it, they'll listen to it.

But you think if we say it's from New York, that's going to impact it at all.

Say the Lower East Side, you know?

It's a little edgy.

I don't think the Lower East Side.

I think that's my Brussels sprouts.

Oh, you forgot about those, huh?

I think my Brussels sprouts are done. Um, Chris, you forgot about those, huh? I think my Brussels sprouts are done.

Um,

Chris, you talk for a second. I'm going to go check the Brussels sprouts.

All right, I will, uh, I'll tell you about Dave's fish tank, which is the

stupidest thing I've ever seen. It's actually a really nice

fish tank. It's huge, it's right in front of me. It's like the type of thing you

would see in a, in like a fancy Chinese restaurant and so he's got this massive fish tank with all these

tubes and filtrations and water flows and all this stuff and it's full of fricking minnows like two-cent fish and I keep asking

I'm like why don't you get some better fish but did you say two-cent fish

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