Dopey66: Sopranos, Seinfeld, DUI, Ice Cream, Quantities of Heroin

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 4 February 2017

⏱️ 70 minutes

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Summary

Dave and Chris spend the first half of the episode painstakingly dissecting and clarifying their television and ice cream preferences. Dave plays a song about heroin: "Carmelita." Chris tells the story about the time he was the first person on the scene of a DUI where a person was killed. Lastly, we read an email from "C" about the time she blacked out and got her car stuck in a field.

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dopey the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit and I'm Dave.
0:25.7	Chris, what's wrong with you? What do you mean? Why do you do it so I'll say something?
0:30.4	What? The slight pause and the inflection in my voice? Yeah. You do it trying to elicit some sort of
0:36.5	extra effort to do. No, you're just really good at doing the intro and every time I do it, I feel
0:39.4	stupid for some reason. No, I'm not talking with them, I'm talking with Chris. That's what I'm saying.
0:44.7	Oh, you get you get self-conscious in that moment. Yes. I don't think I'm any, but when I listen to
0:49.2	the ones that you do, I actually think you do it just as good as me. Really? Yeah. Oh, thank you.
0:55.2	Why don't you want just do it? Hi, my name is Chris. I'm here to do, oh hello and welcome to Dopey,
1:04.2	the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit. I'm Chris. How do you feel? What's your name?
1:10.7	We did this already. They know many of you said. You want me to do it and I thought it was like
1:13.6	an official deal. Oh, you wanted to be the official one? No, not like that. They all were just playing
1:19.3	all of this. That you always do. Yeah. Are you okay? Okay. You seem so. You asked me, am I okay a lot?
1:26.4	You don't seem okay. That's why I'm waiting for the real answer to come out. I'm fine. What's up? Nothing.
1:33.3	How do you feel? Just kicking it. We are in Southampton. Yep. We've got
1:38.6	uncomfortable on Chris's parents' house, which is a good thing and a bad thing. The bad, because
1:43.9	I can't describe it with fun. Maybe I should go upstairs and go through your parents' house.
1:50.0	I mean, you never even bend through that. You just stay right here, don't you? Have you
1:53.6	been upstairs? I think I went upstairs once just to see the portraits of you. Maybe we should
1:58.8	go upstairs so I could have material. You know what we should do is we should take pictures of
2:03.3	the portraits. I don't dopey myself out. Yeah, but maybe we should pause it. Go upstairs. I'll
2:09.2	rifle through your parents' drawers and then we'll have some material. Well, don't rifle through the
2:12.0	drawers, but we can pause it and you can look at the stuff if you want. Yeah, that's it. All right,
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