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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dopey5: Skiing Drunk, Broken Neck, TBI, Jail, DETOX, Rehab, Recovery, Dope, crack, heroin, trauma

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Mental Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2016

⏱️ 32 minutes

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Summary

The Time Chris Broke his Neck while Skiing Drunk, Vomited Purple Tuna, was Court-Mandated to a Brain Injury Program (where his roommate wore a diaper)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello. Hello and

0:15.0

welcome to Dopi, the podcast about drug stories and addiction and other such dumb crap.

0:22.0

I'm Dave. Hey everyone I'm Chris. Chris is sounding more

0:26.1

comfortable now. I am. A few things real quick in terms of housekeeping. I don't

0:32.2

know if that's the right word but a few people

0:35.2

commented that they were hearing this sound. What about the fish tank? The fish tank's loud.

0:44.0

Yeah, fish tank is loud.

0:46.0

Well, anyways, that sound is the sound of me vaping.

0:49.0

We're not smoking crack.

0:51.0

Or weed.

0:52.0

Or weed. Or, we're crystal meth. And if you hear the flick of a bick, that... not smoking crack or weed or

0:52.6

or crystal meth and if you hear the flick of a big that would be Dave

0:56.0

uh lighting up an analog

0:58.0

analog that's what they're calling them now

1:00.2

who's they and what? Me and my pals.

1:03.0

They call cigarettes analogs?

1:04.6

Yeah, because this is digital.

1:06.3

That's some dumb shit.

1:07.5

Yeah.

1:08.3

You're antiquated, man.

1:10.1

Wow.

1:10.9

I've been really struggling with my smoking lately.

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