Dopey131: Dead Meth Owl, Jessa Reed, Drinking Meth Piss, Shooting Meth in Neck, Goofballs, Mormon and the Meth-Head

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction and Recovery

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2018

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Jessa Reed calls in and tells us all about her tweaker days. Stories include carrying a dead owl around for weeks and trying to breathe life into it via meth smoke, and drinking her own piss (repeatedly) because it had traces of methamphetamine. Jessa, a dopey hall-of-famer, also tells us how she finally got clean after a decade of pure debauchery. Check out Jessa's podcast, the Mormon and the Meth-Head. We play a voicememo from Korey about the time he shot a goofball and ran from the non-existant police for three hours straight and tore his MCL. Episode brought to you by the I Am Sober app, a great way to track your milestones in recovery.

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0:00.0	W-E-L-O-V-E-1-0-8
0:53.7	Hey, give it what you're getting, no more than knowing
0:56.7	While the black band's sweatin' in the river my ruin
1:00.2	Tell the Kibble's what we want, uh-uh
1:02.2	Gotta give us what we need, hey, I'll free them of dreams
1:05.7	Just free them of death, we got the fightin' the power's that beat
1:08.7	Face the power, face the power, face the power
1:15.7	That's one of my, um, dream guests right there doing the hype
1:19.2	You think that's better than Leonard Cohen?
1:21.7	Wow, from my money, yes
1:23.2	Leonard Cohen's eternal
1:24.7	You don't even know what's good, it's like it's all a mystery to you
1:27.7	My job is sh-
1:28.7	That's garbage?
1:29.7	I used to- I used to have a heroin deal
1:32.2	What the fuck, dude, introduce the show
1:34.2	You're so angry, you introduced it
1:35.7	Hello, welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs, addiction and dumb shit, I'm Chris
1:40.2	I, Chris
1:42.2	And what's your name?
1:43.2	My name is Dave
1:44.7	You're right, um, very special episode coming up guys
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