Dopey128: Copping Drugs from a Cop, Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling, Howard Stern Show, Rodney Dangerfield

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Mental Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 April 2018

⏱️ 88 minutes

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Summary

We play a voicememo from "IG" about buying drugs from a police officer. Dave talks about going to a waterpark; Chris wonders what it would be like for Dave to shoot cocaine before going down the "big slide." Jackie the Jokeman from the Howard Stern Show calls in and gives us an update about his life. Jackie talks about his rise in show business, his time on the Stern Show, and his eventual decision to stop drinking. Jackie also shares stories about Rodney Dangerfield (he used to travel around with his own special eating bowl). Jackie concludes with a song for us and some information about his upcoming books.

Transcript

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0:00.0	We're large and in charge. It's recording.
0:23.0	Dude, get your shit together.
0:26.0	Fun, baby.
0:56.0	What is this?
1:26.0	This is a dream from cash and lose to land.
1:33.0	Been all the while I've been with you.
1:37.0	A very strange reaction to my life.
1:41.0	We all might be the more I do.
1:44.0	You're a spoiled child, weren't you?
1:59.0	Why?
2:00.0	Were you a spoiled child?
2:01.0	It blows my mind.
2:03.0	When you drive in the car with Dave, he literally can't listen to a song for more than 12 seconds.
2:09.0	You played it for two minutes.
2:12.0	12-second intro would be great and then in the car, play the whole song.
2:16.0	It's something like a phenomenon, baby.
2:19.0	What is that from?
2:20.0	Telling your body to come along, baby.
2:22.0	You're not getting any of this vape this whole episode.
2:24.0	You're in timeout.
2:25.0	It ain't your juice to show.
2:27.0	Can I play it?
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